Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Hold me tighter (Kitsuku shimete ne)



 At long last, I am able to present a chapter from Joso no Oji-sama anthology I wanted to release long ago, but was not able to without the scans.
 This is a romantic story about rivalry and academic success set in a British boys' school. My personal favourite is earnest protagonist called Will, who is unafraid to challenge seemingly overwhelming odds.
 Finally I want to thank jen0va99 from trine.sodasexy.org for providing the scans and sonikku for doing the editing work.

Size: 25 mb

http://rapidshare.com/files/403910983/_Tyrol__Hold_Me_Tighter__Translated_.rar.html

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EU485DT0

Crossdressing Prince (Joso no Oji-sama)



 A magnificently fabulous anthology, which combines female-oriented yaoi with male-oriented shota, resulting in exquisite scenes of (mostly) crossdressing sex. This is achieved primarily by renowned yaoi artists drawing characters targeted at male audience.
 Anyway, I am doing this as a joint project with jen0va99 from trine.sodasexy.org.
 Currently we are in dire need of high-quality Japanese scans of all 3 issues of said anthology.

 List of chapters:
1) Justice Lover by Tatsuyoshi
2) Skirt with Boyfriend by Miyashita Kitsune
3) Girlish Boyfriend by Sugahara Ryu
4) Oh butterfly, oh flower by Dr. Ten
6) Complex by Kogami Eri
7)  Tracks of escape by Kobayashi Yuzuru
8) A boy who sees dreams by Tatsuse Yumino

Friday, 11 June 2010

Тайное путешествие 1

 Товарищи, не прошло и... года, как готов перевод новой части приключений юного монаха Сюаньцзана, за авторством замечательной (замечательного?) Подзю и Саббы Го.
 Переводческая команда выступает в прежнем составе: eXtreme, то есть я, в ответе за перевод, а Мице заведует графической частью.
 Без цензуры, с русскими звуками.
 Источник: COMIC Megastore №4 за 2009 год.

Размер: 28 Мб

http://rapidshare.com/files/397847180/Secret_Journey_1_rus.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FHH2KPVJ

Thursday, 10 June 2010

Stop making sense!

Not that long ago, a certain phrase became widespread in German-speaking countries, which seems to give a new answer to the old universal question. With it, the street language called "Denglish" celebrates unexpected triumphs. Grammatical nonsense suddenly "makes" sense.

"Everything used to be better in the past", older people say with pleasure. "In the past everything was worse", oppose others. However one thing is for sure: once, not everything was the same, and language used to sound differently. In the past they would say, for example: "Das ist sinnvoll (This is reasonable)". It seems that this expression has completely disappeared since. Nowadays one hears only "Das macht Sinn (This makes sense)", negative form being "Das macht keinen Sinn (This makes no sense)" or using "Kauderdeutsch": "Das macht nicht wirklich Sinn (This makes absolutely no sense)".

The origin of this linguistic mutation is again "Marlboro Country", the country, where supposedly everything is possible, as long as there are no power outages.
"That makes sense " may be absolutely correct in English, however "This makes sense" is anything but good German.
Back in the old days, someone mistranslated it into German, maybe it was even the same person, to whom we are grateful for the inexpressible "Frühstückszerealien" (breakfast cereals) and the backslapping expression "Er hat einen guten Job gemacht", which seems to have replaced the expression "Er hat seine Sache gut gemacht (He did a good job)", which was valid until now.
However the translator has invented a magnificent hit, that every record label would envy.
Ever since "macht Sinn" has been running on all TV channels, trumpeting from all radio stations, shining from the pages of hundreds of magazines, resounding from the street canyons of our zeitgeist mountain range and losing itself in the deepest depressions of our fun-oriented society.

There are so many people, who find the phrase "stylish", because it sounds "anyhow absolutely super duper fancy shmency". These people have lost their sense of language many years ago, in their babyhood, somewhere in shopping malls, and, in permanent state of overstress, they forget how to fetch it back again.
There are others, to whom the phrase comes almost by itself, because it sounds somewhat modern and casual at the same time: "Das macht Sinn" is perfect for hiding lack of personality and professional incompetence and to draw attention away from social injustice and misery.
They talk about making "sense", but they actually invent new one!
This is what big political speeches are made of, like: "Let's say, if this makes sense, I agree..."

Probably, in a couple of years everyone will have to look up "macht Sinn" in Duden volume 9 (Duden "Richtiges und gutes Deutsch" is the most valid German dictionary), because by that time the friends of false Anglicisms will have succeeded, аs well, as as they had with "realisieren" (realise) instead of good old German "verwirklichen"...
Where might we end up? Is it possible that Neo-German screenplays will sound something like this: "What? Your husband cheats on you with your best friend? I simply do not realise that! Nevertheless, this makes totally no sense!"

Most of those who use "makes sense" do not even realize that it is wrong and falsely assume it is correct German. After all, you can hear it on television every day... So, it should not surprise anyone if "macht Sinn" will come out from one's lips almost by itself. Obviously, it is so so nice and short, incisive and practical!

It doesn't matter if it is right or wrong; what "makes" difference if whether everyone understands it or not...

Translated and adapted by mieze.
From Bastian Sick "Der Dativ Ist dem Genitiv Sein Tod"

Monday, 3 May 2010

Eien Scans

Anyone has udk's Eien scans of good quality? By good quality I mean something better than this.

Monday, 19 April 2010

又降るか 幾ら何でも 四月だよ

Saturday, 10 April 2010

Allelujah is everything in the world (Allelujah is Sekai no Subete)


 I wanted to release this long ago. Even scanned the pages myself. Anyway this is a Gundam 00 doujinshi by Nagi Mayuko with Tieria Erde as a lead. I must say it is somewhat different from my usual releases. As usual it was Sonikku who typesetted it.

 Size: 8 mb

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P90AQ9KK

http://rapidshare.com/files/374044634/Allelujah_is_Sekai_no_Subete__Translated_.rar

Thursday, 18 March 2010

雪降る也 二千十年 三月は

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Azuma-ya



 This time it is a Megaman parody from Azuma Kyoto. Unsurprisingly, it also features a cute crossdressing boy.
 Thanks Sonikku for his work.

Size: 2 mb

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=455Z4GXP

http://rapidshare.com/files/355411250/Azuma-ya__Translated_.rar

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

1-я глава Б38Ц "Начало начал!"

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Sunday, 27 December 2009

Dead Zone 04 - Misogyny


 New Year release. My first translation of Hanamaki Kaeru (from Magnolia circle), who has published countless straight and crossdressing mangas.
 The plot of this manga revolves around a conflict between a pair of fujoshi (female otaku) and presumably straight Motoharu-kun (a scheme that has been getting increasingly popular lately). Fujoshi win the bet, but it did not go entirely as they had planned it.
 This installment continues with misogyny (dislike of women) theme from the previous volume, though it is less intense. Speaking of which, I wonder what volumes 1 and 2 are like, so if anyone knows where I can find them, please give me a hint.
 Finally, I want to thank Sonikku for his hard work on typesetting this manga.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=81799OPI 
http://rapidshare.com/files/326318917/Dead_Zone_04_-_Misogyny__Translated_.zip 

Friday, 11 December 2009

Scans requested

I need decent quality scans of both Joso no Oji-sama (女装の王子様) 1 and 2. I have two scripts ready, but no scans to release.

Friday, 20 November 2009

News

I believe everyone has already noticed my continued unpresence. Facing numerous challenges, temparary lack of access to internet being one of them, I continue to translate nevertheless.
Speaking of which I have an announcement to make. Attention! Limited time offer! With ONLY $5000 you can get an exlusive advertising spot in this blog for a period of ONE MONTH!!!
Special offer! For just $3000 I will personally make a permanent blog post covering your desired topic.

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Breast play (Chichikuri)



Chapter 10 of Boku no kareshi. No plot this time, just two boys playing with each other.

Thanks to Sonikku for his work.

Size: 4 mb

http://rapidshare.com/files/295574822/Boku_no_Kareshi_ch._10__Translated_.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IB1Y39P2

Monday, 19 October 2009

Friday, 16 October 2009

Together with Oni-chan (Oni-chan to issho)



 I translated a chapter about brotherly love by udk from Ero Shota 10 - Nure X Otokonoko.
 Thanks to Sonikku for his work.

Size: 13 mb

http://rapidshare.com/files/293859428/Together_with_Oni-chan_by_udk__Translated_.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5CDUGKWZ

CPLO Central Committee appeal to EU Workers!

 Dear foreign workers, our comrades!

 EU countries' governments are banning incandescent light bulbs. Perhaps you do not understand that this measure is aimed against Russian labourers - your class brothers.

 In Russia incandescent light bulbs are called Ilyich's bulbs, another name of Lenin, as Lenin gave bulbs to peasants and workers of Russia.

 Under pressure from EU ambitious Russian president is preparing a ban on incandescent light bulbs. Capitalists both in your countries and in Russia want us to forget Lenin's bulbs, they want us pay our last savings for expensive new-generation fluorescent bulbs made out of poisonous mercury and die from them, our children becoming mutants and zombies.

 We, Russian communists, address a plea to EU workers to foil our governments' vile plan! Luckily, no fluorescent bulbs are produced in Russia. Russian bourgeois president is waiting for shipments of poisonous mercury bulbs from Europe in order to smash and ban Lenin's bulbs once and for all, to hide them from the people. That's why we appeal to you, EU workers, calling for international solidarity.

 You must wreck those power-saving evil bulbs. Destroy assembly lines producing mercury fluorescent killer-bulbs. Cripple electronic equipment, machines and conveyors, soulless robots, producing those lamps.

 Do the same thing as heroic English pensioner Valerie Hemsley-Flint who has set up a warehouse of 1000 incandescent (Lenin's) bulbs at her own home. We, Russian communists, nominate English pensioner Valerie Hemsley-Flint as a candidate for Nobel Peace Prize for saving humanity from poisonous capitalist EU-Kremlin bulbs and preserving the memory of Lenin's bulbs.

COMRADES WORKERS! DESTROY POWER-SAVING FLUORESCENT KILLER-LAMPS!
POUR WATER AND ALCOHOL OVER COMPLEX MACHINES AND ASSEMBLY LINES WHICH PRODUCE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY ANTI-LENINIST BULBS!
PRESERVE INTERNATIONAL WORKER CLASS TREASURE - INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULB NAMED ILYICH'S AFTER LENIN!
PROLETARIANS OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!

Saturday, 3 October 2009

Holic+Holic 2




After a couple of short-lived periods of hectic activity Maria Holic doujinshi, Holic + Holic 2,
by udk is ready.

Thanks Sonikku for his work.

Size: 25 mb

http://rapidshare.com/files/288011302/_abgrund__HOLIC_HOLIC_2__Maria_Holic___Translated_.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8BGH3CEV

On finding misprints

10th summary of most important withdrawals, seizures and confiscations by Glavlit [Main Administration for Literary and Publishing Affairs] authorities, 1936
[...]

In an issue 78 of Socïaldı Jol newspaper instead of "to prolong Turko-Soviet Non-Agression and Peace Conservation Treaty for 10 more years" it is printed: "to prolong Turko-Soviet Continence and Agression Treaty for 10 more years".
This passage was corrected by censor.

[...]

In Pravda Polei newspaper (Yershinskiy region, Zapadnaya area) in a conversation between Howard and comrade Stalin it was printed "com. Hitler" instead of "Mr. Hitler".
Corrected by censor.

In Ordzhonikidzenskiy Rabochiy newspaper (Ordzhonikidzegradskiy region, Zapadnaya area) it was printed: "Long live your great Stalin". Corrected: "our great Stalin".

In Kolhoznik Zaporoj'ya newspaper the word 'Politburo' was subversively distorted into 'Policeburo' by the secretary of editorial board.
Corrected by censor. Editorial board secretary ousted from office; his case submitted to NKVD [People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs].

[...]

In Za Kolhoz newspaper (Osminskiy region, Leningradskaya area) on 28.08.36 after "Great Nation's Verdict" editorial, which ends with "an unbridled gang, led by fascist underling and a Judas called Trotsky, killed Kirov, and it was preparing a blow against the leader of our party and government, they wanted to assassinate com. Stalin, a leader who is dear to labourers all over the world" an article titled "To a Dog - a Dog's Death" was placed.
Retypeset on censor's demand.

[...]

Issue 33 of Ogonyok magazine covering Spain was arrested. The magazine demonstrates a raid of state aeroplanes bearing Soviet brand and Red Army star.

In Kommuna newspaper (Dedovicheskiy region, Leningradskaya area) on 31.10.36 regional censor removed a cliche showing 9th January workers gunned down while the caption over the cliche said "Towards 8th All-Union Congress of Soviets". Another cliche used.

In issue 50 of Leningradskiy Udarnik factory newspaper (Leningrad) an article "To Help Children and Women of Heroic Spain" contained the following line: "hands off invaders".
Case investigated by Lenobllit [Leningrad Area Administration for Literary and Publishing Affairs].

In issue 33 of Polyarnaya Pravda newspaper (Murmansk, Leningradskaya area) on 09.11.36 com. Stalin was attributed with following words: "I'm 60, but I still want to live and live".
Sentence deleted by censor.

[...]

In issue 95 of Put' Lenina newspaper (Poltavskiy region, Primorskaya area, Dal'ne-Vostochniy territory) instead of "first Marshal of Soviet Union com. Voroshilov" it was printed: "first enemy of Soviet Union com. Voroshilov". Newspaper confiscated.
Case submitted to RC VKP(b) [All-Union Communist Party (bolsheviks)] and to RO NKVD.

In issues 6&7 of Kazakh language newspaper Raionnaya Pechat' (Kazakh SSR [Soviet Socialist Republic]), which is a body of VKP(b) Kraikom [Territory Commitee] department of press, instead of "Bolshevist press is party's sharp weapon" it was printed: "Bolshevist press is party's lying weapon". Censor demanded correction. Summary does not disclose what measures were taken against the guilty. Kazglavlit [Kazakhstan Administration for Literary and Publishing Affairs] instructed.

[...]

In issue 148 of Stalinskim Shlyahom newspaper (Ostropol'skiyu region, Vinnitskaya area, UkSSR [Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic] com. Stalin's report during Extraordinary 8th Congress of Soviets started with the following sentence: "USSR constitution is a hollow promise, a delusion, a Potyomkin's settlement". This counter-revolutionary insult of class enemy was eliminated. Investigation under way.

In issue 6 of Lenin'ska Dniproges (Dnepropetrovsk, UkSSR) magazine there is an engineering drawing pasted between pages 44-45 where a fascist swastika is used as a conventional sign for anemometer for 5 times. Page was torn out and reprinted in corrected form. Censor was disciplined.

In issue 34 of Vereteno newspaper (Yur'yevskay flax fibre plant publication, Ivanovskaya area) on 05.11.36 in an article called "In XIX years" it was printed: "BOURGEOIS (instead of BOOMING) growth of industry during past 19 years..." Newspaper reprinted.

In issue 86 of Za Udarniy Reis newspaper (Moscow) it was printed: "...struggle we lead under Lenin-Stalin's leadership: (instead of "under Lenin-Stalin's party leadership"). Newspaper reprinted.

In Oktyabr'skaya Zvyozdochka radio broadcast on 14.12.36 there was such a phrase: "my greatest wish was to visit the [Lenin's] Mausoleum and to see you, com. Stalin". Re-editing proposed.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

My translation plans

Here is a list of what I am going to translate in the future (or what I might translate):
 This is quite a long list and it'll take me lots of time to translate everything that's on it. I do not guarantee that I do everything in this exact order, I also may add new items on the go (there will be quite a few).
 It'd be nice if someone was wishing to co-operate on this, because it means less work for me.