Saturday, 3 October 2009

Holic+Holic 2




After a couple of short-lived periods of hectic activity Maria Holic doujinshi, Holic + Holic 2,
by udk is ready.

Thanks Sonikku for his work.

Size: 25 mb

http://rapidshare.com/files/288011302/_abgrund__HOLIC_HOLIC_2__Maria_Holic___Translated_.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8BGH3CEV

On finding misprints

10th summary of most important withdrawals, seizures and confiscations by Glavlit [Main Administration for Literary and Publishing Affairs] authorities, 1936
[...]

In an issue 78 of Socïaldı Jol newspaper instead of "to prolong Turko-Soviet Non-Agression and Peace Conservation Treaty for 10 more years" it is printed: "to prolong Turko-Soviet Continence and Agression Treaty for 10 more years".
This passage was corrected by censor.

[...]

In Pravda Polei newspaper (Yershinskiy region, Zapadnaya area) in a conversation between Howard and comrade Stalin it was printed "com. Hitler" instead of "Mr. Hitler".
Corrected by censor.

In Ordzhonikidzenskiy Rabochiy newspaper (Ordzhonikidzegradskiy region, Zapadnaya area) it was printed: "Long live your great Stalin". Corrected: "our great Stalin".

In Kolhoznik Zaporoj'ya newspaper the word 'Politburo' was subversively distorted into 'Policeburo' by the secretary of editorial board.
Corrected by censor. Editorial board secretary ousted from office; his case submitted to NKVD [People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs].

[...]

In Za Kolhoz newspaper (Osminskiy region, Leningradskaya area) on 28.08.36 after "Great Nation's Verdict" editorial, which ends with "an unbridled gang, led by fascist underling and a Judas called Trotsky, killed Kirov, and it was preparing a blow against the leader of our party and government, they wanted to assassinate com. Stalin, a leader who is dear to labourers all over the world" an article titled "To a Dog - a Dog's Death" was placed.
Retypeset on censor's demand.

[...]

Issue 33 of Ogonyok magazine covering Spain was arrested. The magazine demonstrates a raid of state aeroplanes bearing Soviet brand and Red Army star.

In Kommuna newspaper (Dedovicheskiy region, Leningradskaya area) on 31.10.36 regional censor removed a cliche showing 9th January workers gunned down while the caption over the cliche said "Towards 8th All-Union Congress of Soviets". Another cliche used.

In issue 50 of Leningradskiy Udarnik factory newspaper (Leningrad) an article "To Help Children and Women of Heroic Spain" contained the following line: "hands off invaders".
Case investigated by Lenobllit [Leningrad Area Administration for Literary and Publishing Affairs].

In issue 33 of Polyarnaya Pravda newspaper (Murmansk, Leningradskaya area) on 09.11.36 com. Stalin was attributed with following words: "I'm 60, but I still want to live and live".
Sentence deleted by censor.

[...]

In issue 95 of Put' Lenina newspaper (Poltavskiy region, Primorskaya area, Dal'ne-Vostochniy territory) instead of "first Marshal of Soviet Union com. Voroshilov" it was printed: "first enemy of Soviet Union com. Voroshilov". Newspaper confiscated.
Case submitted to RC VKP(b) [All-Union Communist Party (bolsheviks)] and to RO NKVD.

In issues 6&7 of Kazakh language newspaper Raionnaya Pechat' (Kazakh SSR [Soviet Socialist Republic]), which is a body of VKP(b) Kraikom [Territory Commitee] department of press, instead of "Bolshevist press is party's sharp weapon" it was printed: "Bolshevist press is party's lying weapon". Censor demanded correction. Summary does not disclose what measures were taken against the guilty. Kazglavlit [Kazakhstan Administration for Literary and Publishing Affairs] instructed.

[...]

In issue 148 of Stalinskim Shlyahom newspaper (Ostropol'skiyu region, Vinnitskaya area, UkSSR [Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic] com. Stalin's report during Extraordinary 8th Congress of Soviets started with the following sentence: "USSR constitution is a hollow promise, a delusion, a Potyomkin's settlement". This counter-revolutionary insult of class enemy was eliminated. Investigation under way.

In issue 6 of Lenin'ska Dniproges (Dnepropetrovsk, UkSSR) magazine there is an engineering drawing pasted between pages 44-45 where a fascist swastika is used as a conventional sign for anemometer for 5 times. Page was torn out and reprinted in corrected form. Censor was disciplined.

In issue 34 of Vereteno newspaper (Yur'yevskay flax fibre plant publication, Ivanovskaya area) on 05.11.36 in an article called "In XIX years" it was printed: "BOURGEOIS (instead of BOOMING) growth of industry during past 19 years..." Newspaper reprinted.

In issue 86 of Za Udarniy Reis newspaper (Moscow) it was printed: "...struggle we lead under Lenin-Stalin's leadership: (instead of "under Lenin-Stalin's party leadership"). Newspaper reprinted.

In Oktyabr'skaya Zvyozdochka radio broadcast on 14.12.36 there was such a phrase: "my greatest wish was to visit the [Lenin's] Mausoleum and to see you, com. Stalin". Re-editing proposed.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

My translation plans

Here is a list of what I am going to translate in the future (or what I might translate):
 This is quite a long list and it'll take me lots of time to translate everything that's on it. I do not guarantee that I do everything in this exact order, I also may add new items on the go (there will be quite a few).
 It'd be nice if someone was wishing to co-operate on this, because it means less work for me.

Thursday, 3 September 2009

Minori-kun's Backhole (Minori-kun no Shiriana)




 I am presenting a remake of my first release, typeset and uncensored by Sonikku.
This manga, drawn by Hakaba, is quite unusual for a mainstream H-magazine it was published in, since it contains cross-dressing, enema and strap-on anal sex (it is the second manga which contains anal while holding an enema I know of.)

http://rapidshare.com/files/274994876/Minori-kun_s_backhole__translated__uncensored_.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XK467ZRB

 Just in case I am attaching my comment from the credits page here:

 Comrades,
 Hakaba; whose pen name means "graveyard" (he chose it on a whim and regretted it later) was one of three artists who got me into translating manga. His works are close to what I consider to be ideal cross-dressing manga.
 One of the things I noticed in Hakaba's mangas is that he tries to create an air of continuity by making his characters refer to events that happened outside of the story. For example, in this chapter the shopkeeper one-san asked Minori-kun why his hair was still the same colour thus hinting us at him buying a bottle-shaped object before (actually I did not notice this until Sonikku had pointed it out for me.) Now we can understand how she found out about his hobby. What remains a mystery, though, is the censored name the shopkeeper used for those "anal amateur" bottles. I'd be glad to get any information on this.
 I know only two of Hakaba's works that include cross-dressing; the other one is available for download on my blog. I hope we can find some more in one of his doujinshis or among his new publications in Mujin magazine. If someone knows where I can get those, please contact me.

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Did Saakashvili get a shoe salute?

A Georgian newspaper claims that Mikhail Saakashvili took a shoe to the head during his recent visit to the Abkhazian border. The Georgian Government denies such an incident ever happened.

According to Alia newspaper, the alleged encounter between the president’s forehead and the footwear took place on Sunday, when Saakashvili was visiting the coastal village of Ganmukhuri near the border with Abkhazia. When he was giving an interview and crouching on the floor at a local disco club, a man took off his shoe and hurled it at the Georgian leader, and then ran away with presidential bodyguards and policemen in his wake.

The unknown assailant was more successful than Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who made throwing shoes a world-wide fad by launching his own at US President George W. Bush in political protest.

According to presa.ge news website the situation in the village was tense even before the incident. “There was so much swearing that if they arrested everyone calling Saakashvili names the village would be deserted,” it says.

As for the fate of the Georgian shoe-thrower, he was allegedly captured by police, given several punches and taken away in a car. Locals commented that they have never seen the man before and believed that he was drunk.

Unlike the Baghdad shoe incident, the one in Ganmukhuri was never aired by TV channels for whatever reason. Instead, Georgians could see the president describing a bright future of the village as a seaside resort with locals cheering him.

The Alia report was denied by the Georgian government, but it didn’t stop the country’s opposition from making fun of the president. Comments ranged from offers to buy “that boot” to allegations that the incident was staged by Saakashvili himself in an act of mimicking the former American president.

Mikhail Saakashvili has a record of several on-screen gaffes, including a tie-chewing episode on the BBC and running from “Russian bombers” during the August 2008 armed conflict.

-From http://russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-09-01/saakashvili-shoe-salute.html?fullstory

Sunday, 30 August 2009

A Captive (Torawareno...)



Chapter 4 of Boku no Kareshi has been finished now, thanks to Sonikku. It tells us of a boy who finally meets a "girl" he has only seen through the window before.

http://rapidshare.com/files/273513984/Boku_no_Kareshi_ch_4.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AI18DKZJ

Saturday, 29 August 2009

Comet Lulin granted communists with supermighty power

25.02.2009

At night our planet was approached by Comet Lulin. It was not an accident. Exactly at the height of capitalist system's world financial crisis progressive forces of the Universe might be signalling humanity: "Down with exploiters, time to overthrow appointees of Behind-the-Scenes Masters everywhere, it's necessary to hoist Red Labour Banner over the globe".

According to CP analysts, Lulin's two tails symbolise two progressive ideologies, Marxism and Leninism merged into one in October 1917.

Of course, bourgeois astronomers will make an attempt to trivially interpret comet's grand approach as a momentary sensation. But Left forces will not allow them to vulgarise the arrival of great Lulin, predicted by Stalin, Ho Chi Minh and by the leader of mysterious Nepalese communists Man Mohan Adhikari.

Invisible, yet deadly the rays of Lulin, breaking through NATO bases barrage fields and vile American spy satellites, will strike oppressors of Iraq, murderers of Miloshevich, Estonian Neo-fascists and enemies of Bolivian people.
Severe radiation of steep hipped messenger of red space will reduce to ashes millions of bucks Deripaska and Prokhorov hid in armoured strongboxes and bring Pentagon officials' psyche on the brink of madness. And on the contrary, omnipotent, flaming Lulin will surround Ilyich's Mausoleum, targeted by ursine White Guardists, with eternal protection.
Peterburg communists authoritatively announce that last night Lulin, acting as a grandiose bundle of will from proletarians across the Universe, passed on to us as well as to all other Earth communists over the distance a hitherto unseen impulse of resolve in struggle, of faith in socialism's victory, of ruthlessness to oppressors, imperialists, monarchs and to lacklustre basmachi.
Armed with Lulin's great power we vow to put Lenin's ideas into worldly life.
US MISSILE DEFENCE BASES POWERLESS AGAINST LULIN!
LONG LIVE THE AGONISING DEATH OF CAPITALISM!

UNIVERSE CHOSE LENIN!

Friday, 14 August 2009

Son becoming a wife (Musukozuma)




A product our (RLS's and my) hard toil finally available. 4 page father-son incest manga from Shounen Shikou Josou Fantasy by Poju.

http://rapidshare.com/files/267648373/Musukozuma_ENG.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LWWNZ3O8

Devious provocation of Estonian Secret Service

A member of CP Supervisory Commission, St.-Petersburg 1st Class Counsellor of State Alexander Saharov, voicing the party position, commented on the allegedly natural transition of a Russian island to Estonia caused by a flood:
It would be naive to assume that an island this big (4 hectares) with its valuable species of wood separated all by itself from Russian territory (Narvskoe Reservoir area), crossed state border and moved to a country allied with aggressive NATO bloc. Unlike some media, we are not so naive as to justify a full-scale seizure of Russian territory by natural disasters.

We are persuaded that the island's drift to Estonia is a result of a devious, insolent provocation of Estonian and Western secret services. This is elementary. By night a group of divers stealthily crawled under the island and installed equipment for its artificial migration or destroyed natural link between layer of soil and the bottom of the reservoir. They cut the binding cords with special diamond scissors.

NATO forces have long dreamt of having such a comfortable, such a strategically priceless bridgehead near Russian territory. We can only guess how many thousand dollars did Estonian spy agency spend on this move.

If Russia does not take adequate measures, soon just like that, cogs and bricks, spy-divers will drive more and more Russian islands abroad. Our authorities' nonchalance is striking! A character from Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession comes to mind: "Kemska region, take it, take it..." What an outrage!

In our opinion, it is necessary to strictly warn Estonia that such actions are intolerable and to enquire about all the details from NATO divers using glorious Russia underwater fleet. Russia must demand from Estonia that she admits a special committee to the stolen island, so that our specialists establish what mechanisms were used for this diversion and examine the island's territory for secret NATO military objects. We call for decisive and severe action.

Not an inch of Russian soil to NATO bloc.