Friday 20 November 2009

News

I believe everyone has already noticed my continued unpresence. Facing numerous challenges, temparary lack of access to internet being one of them, I continue to translate nevertheless.
Speaking of which I have an announcement to make. Attention! Limited time offer! With ONLY $5000 you can get an exlusive advertising spot in this blog for a period of ONE MONTH!!!
Special offer! For just $3000 I will personally make a permanent blog post covering your desired topic.
posted by eXtreme

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous21/11/09 08:38

    olo

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  2. Anonymous21/11/09 14:00

    "ONLY $5000" how cheap....

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  3. Anonymous21/11/09 20:13

    one month, 5000 bucks...

    ...come to think of it, how much do normal companies charge for web ads? I'm thinking th-oh who am I kidding

    NO ONE COMES ON THIS SITE ANYWAY LOLOLOL

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  4. Anonymous22/11/09 07:10

    ONLY $5000!!!!!

    Because we all poop money. Wth dude? Do you even know what you can do with ONLY $5000?

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  5. Anonymous22/11/09 14:42

    LOL do you actually expect to get money that easy? Are you dumb?

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  6. Anonymous22/11/09 23:52

    only $3000 dollars to make you sing the praises for capitalism?

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  7. Anonymous23/11/09 09:52

    Man I wish I had $3000 it sounds so permanent

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  8. Anonymous23/11/09 10:16

    pretty sure it was a joke you guys

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  9. Anonymous23/11/09 13:34

    "only $3000 dollars to make you sing the praises for capitalism?"

    yeah, I wish I would have $3000 only to see THAT! *malicious laughter*

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  10. eXtreme26/11/09 20:39

    "ONLY $5000!!!!!
    Because we all poop money. Wth dude? Do you even know what you can do with ONLY $5000?"

    "LOL do you actually expect to get money that easy? Are you dumb?"

    This offer is based on sound economic reasoning: given the fact that even in less developed countries like Canada average monthly wages exceed $2000 and the fact that I spend amounts well over my montly income ($0) on a daily basis, it would not be out of line to request at least this much for an advert on a site visited by mil... thou... hun... many people from all over the world.

    "only $3000 dollars to make you sing the praises for capitalism?"

    Since my exact wording was "covering your desired topic" I can sure write what I think about advocates of capitalism. Not to mention that posts like this would contain an advertisement indication. If you are interested in the above topic I can provide you with excerpts from Marx free of charge.

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  11. Anonymous29/11/09 00:55

    Marx was a fag that didn't wanna work

    lololololololololol

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  12. eXtreme29/11/09 15:03

    In the newspapers I read they often mention "Marx's works". I figured it must amount to something.

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  13. Anonymous27/12/09 17:43

    As someone said before me... pretty sure it was a joke =/

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