CPLO Central Committee appeal to EU Workers!

 Dear foreign workers, our comrades!

 EU countries' governments are banning incandescent light bulbs. Perhaps you do not understand that this measure is aimed against Russian labourers - your class brothers.

 In Russia incandescent light bulbs are called Ilyich's bulbs, another name of Lenin, as Lenin gave bulbs to peasants and workers of Russia.

 Under pressure from EU ambitious Russian president is preparing a ban on incandescent light bulbs. Capitalists both in your countries and in Russia want us to forget Lenin's bulbs, they want us pay our last savings for expensive new-generation fluorescent bulbs made out of poisonous mercury and die from them, our children becoming mutants and zombies.

 We, Russian communists, address a plea to EU workers to foil our governments' vile plan! Luckily, no fluorescent bulbs are produced in Russia. Russian bourgeois president is waiting for shipments of poisonous mercury bulbs from Europe in order to smash and ban Lenin's bulbs once and for all, to hide them from the people. That's why we appeal to you, EU workers, calling for international solidarity.

 You must wreck those power-saving evil bulbs. Destroy assembly lines producing mercury fluorescent killer-bulbs. Cripple electronic equipment, machines and conveyors, soulless robots, producing those lamps.

 Do the same thing as heroic English pensioner Valerie Hemsley-Flint who has set up a warehouse of 1000 incandescent (Lenin's) bulbs at her own home. We, Russian communists, nominate English pensioner Valerie Hemsley-Flint as a candidate for Nobel Peace Prize for saving humanity from poisonous capitalist EU-Kremlin bulbs and preserving the memory of Lenin's bulbs.

COMRADES WORKERS! DESTROY POWER-SAVING FLUORESCENT KILLER-LAMPS!
POUR WATER AND ALCOHOL OVER COMPLEX MACHINES AND ASSEMBLY LINES WHICH PRODUCE COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY ANTI-LENINIST BULBS!
PRESERVE INTERNATIONAL WORKER CLASS TREASURE - INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULB NAMED ILYICH'S AFTER LENIN!
PROLETARIANS OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!